Guys: No Shirt, No Service -- Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
Non-Partisan. Non-Republican.
~cute xanga summer quote
If it weren't for people like you, nobody else would have an above average IQ.
iF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE TAKE A HIKE!
Anything too stupid to be said... is sung.
~sweet saying by Movie Master
A true friend walks in when the world walks out.
No, but how about a kiss anyway?
I brought you into this world and I can take you out!
Endeavour to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.~Mark Twain
~cute xanga summer quote
It's funny...all over the world women stop working in the middle of a field, lay down to give birth, and get right back to work. But give a man a cold and suddenly he's 2 years old and can't blow his own nose.
Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart but he's not very bright.
~sweet saying by Funny Girl
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
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The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were
The friend, the teacher, the merchant and preacher treat you according to your bank account.
Remember, we all stumble, every one of usThat's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving