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   You look just like my third wife. Of course I've only been married twice...

   In almost every genocidal regime the intellectuals and free thinkers were 'dealt' with first.~Unknown
~cute xanga profile quote

   (tapping thigh) you just think this is my leg.

   Prayer: 'Dear God, we payed for this food so thanks for nothing.'

   Never lick a self-adhesive stamp.
~sweet saying by Cool Girl

   Never miss a good chance to shut up.~Will Rogers

   I read a report that said the typical symptoms of stress were eating too much, drinking too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Who are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.
   I hate the country, all those animals walking around un-cooked.

   He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
~cute xanga profile quote

   Stupidity should be punished.

   Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?

   Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.~Oscar Wilde
~sweet saying by Funny Girl

   Judge me all u want. Just keep the verdict to yourself!

   A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
   When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"

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The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure.

I am at two with nature.

Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want rain without thunder and lightning

They say that age is all in your mindThe trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.