Life isn't weird
Know what I like best about you baby? You haven't maced me yet.
~cute xanga quote
Why do we believe everything we see in newspapers but question what the Bible says?
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished...
Heav'n has no rage, like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury, like a woman scorned -William Congreve
~sweet saying by True Color
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
There's a lot we should be able to learn from history. And yet history proves that we never do. In fact, the main lesson of history is that we never learn the lessons of history. This makes us look so stupid that few people care to read it. They'd rather not be reminded. Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing.~A. Whitney Brown, The Big Picture
What if this is as good as it gets? -Jack Nicholson in As Good as it Gets
Housework makes women ugly.
~cute xanga quote
I think your hard drive has a slipped disk.
Practice safe government. Use kingdoms.
Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
~sweet saying by Pretty Cool
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you.
And he disappeared in a puff of logic.
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Just like the river
It hits & misses
But always flows..
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional