Stop global whining.
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
~cute xanga love quote
I laughed my butt off and I had a few inches to spare. Thanks!! This was better than any diet I've ever been on.
Religion is for those who fear hell, Spirituality is for those who have been there...
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.~Thomas Paine
Streakers beware: Your end is in sight!
Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
~cute xanga love quote
Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school- you'll be working for them in the future.
On a scale between one to ten, you're an idiot!
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
The meaning of happiness is whatever you want it to be.
'You turn me on. But maybe it's because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit.' ---Eric Roberts to Julie Haggerty, in 'Rude Awakening'
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
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Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go
Liberty is the breath of life to nations
Loafing is harder than working. Ask the man who tried both. The heaviest burden is to have nothing to do. We get most tired standing still.
Recollect your thoughts don't get caught up in the mix ,cause the media is full of dirty tricks.
There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.