Prof Rule #1: Never turn the lights out in a lecture hall with students near the door.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
~cute xanga bitchy quote
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I need a place to blot my lipstick. Can I use your lips?
~sweet saying by Hitter
If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun and shoot other people in the eyes.
Sheesh!
His bark is louder than his bite.
I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.
~cute xanga bitchy quote
Success consists of getting up one more time than you have fallen down.
Jesus Saves! By using double coupons and shopping wisely.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
~sweet saying by Pretty Cool
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Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air…
I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard workAnd it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time
Be well, do good work, and keep in touch
Character is higher than intellect... A great soul will be strong to live, as well as to think.
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted