Belgium is the only country in the whole world where McDonald's is consistently losing money.
~General
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the engineers are German, the administrators are Swiss and the lovers are Italian. Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are British, the engineers are Italian, the administrators are French and the lovers are Swiss.
~General
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.~Albert Einstein
~General
Love the horse beneath you.~Cosack saying
~General
If all the girls in Australia were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
~General
The nail that sticks up will be hammered down.~Japanese proverb
~Funny Girl
Non illegitimi carborundum est.~Don't let the bastards grind you down.
~Funny Girl
If you don't like the weather in St. Louis, wait 15 minutes, it'll change.
~General
Trans corpus meum mortuum.~Over my dead body.
~Funny Girl
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.~I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
~Funny Girl
If quiz's come from quizzicles, where to tests come from?
~General
Die Schnecken sind meine Freunden!~The snails are my friends!
~General
Macacos me mordam. Monkeys bite me.~Portuguese idiom
~General
Necca me latre.~Kill me with a brick.
~General
If Israelites come from Israel, then what come from Paris?
~General
Ad astra per aspera.~to the stars through rough places.
~General
All Scottish food is based on a dare.
~General
A. Just shout 'OK, all of you Canadians out of the pool now!'
~Funny Girl
Ubi Solitudinem faciunt, pacem appelant.~Where they made a desert, they say they made peace.
~Funny Girl
Respondez s'il vous plaid: Honk if you're Scottish.
~Funny Girl
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Sometimes in football you have to score goals
All employers prefer savers. They are more steady, more honest, more reliable, less distracted.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too muchThen again, don't drink too little
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.