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   Belgium is the only country in the whole world where McDonald's is consistently losing money.
  ~General

   Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the engineers are German, the administrators are Swiss and the lovers are Italian. Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are British, the engineers are Italian, the administrators are French and the lovers are Swiss.
  ~General

   Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.~Albert Einstein
  ~General

   Love the horse beneath you.~Cosack saying
  ~General

   If all the girls in Australia were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
  ~General

   The nail that sticks up will be hammered down.~Japanese proverb
  ~Funny Girl

   Non illegitimi carborundum est.~Don't let the bastards grind you down.
  ~Funny Girl

   If you don't like the weather in St. Louis, wait 15 minutes, it'll change.
  ~General

   Trans corpus meum mortuum.~Over my dead body.
  ~Funny Girl

   Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.~I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
  ~Funny Girl

   If quiz's come from quizzicles, where to tests come from?
  ~General

   Die Schnecken sind meine Freunden!~The snails are my friends!
  ~General

   Macacos me mordam. Monkeys bite me.~Portuguese idiom
  ~General

   Necca me latre.~Kill me with a brick.
  ~General

   If Israelites come from Israel, then what come from Paris?
  ~General

   Ad astra per aspera.~to the stars through rough places.
  ~General

   All Scottish food is based on a dare.
  ~General

   A. Just shout 'OK, all of you Canadians out of the pool now!'
  ~Funny Girl

   Ubi Solitudinem faciunt, pacem appelant.~Where they made a desert, they say they made peace.
  ~Funny Girl

   Respondez s'il vous plaid: Honk if you're Scottish.
  ~Funny Girl

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Sometimes in football you have to score goals

All employers prefer savers. They are more steady, more honest, more reliable, less distracted.

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too muchThen again, don't drink too little

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.

I gave up drugs, sex and booze...it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.