When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~Sacha Guitry
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
~
One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear
~J.B. Morton
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any pain killers because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
~domineering wife
{ quotes on myspace } { gangsta saying } { love sayings for msn } { cute ghetto love quotes } { cute love quotes for profiles } { sayings to put in your aim profile } { boyfriend girlfriend quotes } { funny crush quotes } { girly summer quotes } { good myspace quotes } { quotes on teenagers } { princess quote } { cute short friendship sayings } { girly quotes about summer } { dollz sayings } { cute happy birthday sayings } { cute quotes xanga } { cute quotes about boyfriends } { braless } { funny softball quotes } { short cute quotes } { cute quote } { quotes to put in my aim profile } { bitchy quote } { quotes girly } { quotes about heartbreak } { cute girly quotes } { cute girly friendship quotes } { cute saying for myspace } { sexy myspace quotes } { short myspace quotes } { myspace/quotes } { myspace profile quotes } { cool softball quotes } { girlie desktops }
The horror of that moment, the King went on, "I shall never, never forget!" "You will, though," the Queen said, "if you don't make a memorandum of it
My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for.
When I have finally decided that a result is worth getting, I go ahead on it and make trail after trial until it comes.
Jesus is like Sugar..
Uno sciocco e il suo denaro son presto separati; English Equivalent: A fool and his money are soon parted