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   Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
  ~Woody Allen

    If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
  ~Michael L.

   If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
  ~George Gobol

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If builders built houses the way programmers built programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.

Kindness is for all times in all situations -- not just when it suits you.

It is often easier to become outraged by injustice half a world away than by oppression and discrimination half a block from home

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.

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