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   Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstyle you like.
  ~True Color

   The bad guys don't always wear black hats, the good guys rarely win, and the cavalry never, ever shows up just in the nick of time!
  ~True Color

   It's a small world. Then the airline loses your luggage.
  ~True Color

   No matter how many years pass teachers will always use the word obviously, without ever knowing what it means.
  ~True Color

   Comedian: You laugh on the outside, but inside you harbor a bitter resentment toward people who have enough money for food.
  ~Funny Man

   Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
  ~Funny Man

   Don't believe that sort of rubbish, unless you hear it from me
  ~Funny Man

   That which does not kill us only makes us stronger so we may kill others.
  ~True Color

   It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
  ~Funny Man

   Mankind is divided into two classes: those who earn their living by the sweat of their brow, and those who sell them handkerchiefs, cold drinks, and electric fans.
  ~True Color

   The trouble with life is, you're half way through it before you realize it's a 'do it yourself' thing.
  ~True Color

   It's easier to curse a candle than light the darkness.
  ~True Color

   If you are not ready to die, then the angels coming to guide you home may seem as demons coming to drag you to Hell.
  ~Funny Man

   We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.~Ambrose Bierce
  ~True Color

   If the eyes are windows to the soul, your smile is the front door.
  ~Funny Man

   When the cat's away there are fewer hairs on the armchair.
  ~True Color

   money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery much easier to live with.
  ~True Color

   If nobody knows the troubles you've seen, then you don't live in a small town.
  ~Funny Man

   If you dont want the milk to get sour...keep it in the cow
  ~Funny Man

   You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup. France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
  ~Funny Man

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Goodbye, goodbye, I hate the wordSolitude has long since turned brown and withered, sitting bitter in my mouth and heavy in my veins

Live a balanced life - Learn some and think some, and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some

Ronaldo is always very close to being either onside or offside

Kindness is the greatest wisdom

Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible - it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offer you more joy than any material possession could.

I have BAD PMS and GOOD BRAKES.... you must be feeling very lucky today.