How to become immortal: Read this signature tomorrow and follow its advice.
~Pretty Cool
It takes one tree to make 10,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000 trees.
~Pretty Cool
A self-addressed envelope would be addressed 'envelope'.
~Funny Life
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal.
~Pretty Cool
A gentle stream can split a mountain, given enough time.
~Funny Life
Idiots of a feather, flock together.
~Pretty Cool
The only ones who aren't grateful on Thanksgiving are turkeys.
~Pretty Cool
I've worn contact lenses so long I can put them in with my eyes closed.
~Pretty Cool
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
~Funny Life
If a cat has nine lives does that mean the ones that get run over were already on their ninth life?
~Pretty Cool
If tomorrow never comes, then, you're dead.
~Pretty Cool
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
~Pretty Cool
People don't see the world as it is, but as they are.
~Pretty Cool
Some people have a way with words, others not have way.
~Pretty Cool
The food that you get in art museums is institutional revenge for the art that you get in restaurants.
~Pretty Cool
War doesn't determine who's right but who's left.
~Pretty Cool
If everything tastes like chicken, what does chicken taste like?
~Pretty Cool
Anarchy is better than no government at all.
~Pretty Cool
Constant change is here to stay
~Pretty Cool
A watched clock never boils.
~Pretty Cool
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There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it
Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.
Love is the poetry of the senses
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Action is the real measure of intelligence.