teenage sayings

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Random teenage sayings

   There are only two things in life you can count on: Death and Taxes.

   766: Upstairs neighbour of the Beast.
~cute teenage quote

   Life~it's nothing like the Brochure!

   Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

   A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines.~Frank Lloyd Wright
~sweet saying by Pretty Cute

   May the forces of evil become lost and confused on the way to your house.

   Three rings of marriage: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
   Support yogurt, it's the only culture some people have.

   Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
~cute teenage quote

   Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

   Who wants to put on a leotard and get screamed at?~Lisa Simpson on gymnastics.

   Ubi Solitudinem faciunt, pacem appelant.~Where they made a desert, they say they made peace.
~sweet saying by Funny Girl

   Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me.

   If you can read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence 'If you read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence'~Twice!
   Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.

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If builders built houses the way programmers built programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.

Kindness is for all times in all situations -- not just when it suits you.

It is often easier to become outraged by injustice half a world away than by oppression and discrimination half a block from home

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations

I laughed my butt off and I had a few inches to spare. Thanks!!