teenage quotes

Quotes & Sayings For Your MySpace Website

Random teenage quotes

   What the heck is a near-miss? If you nearly miss something, don't you hit it?

   Life is too complicated in the morning.
~cute teenage quote

   Why are there 5 syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?

   I've worn contact lenses so long I can put them in with my eyes closed.

   To you it's a six-pack
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Life is like a straw it sucks.

   Have you bitch slapped an environmentalist today?
   Elvis is dead, Mozart is dead, Einstein is dead, and I'm not feeling so great myself.

   Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
~cute teenage quote

   The morning I don't eat, I think about you. At noon I don't eat, I think about you. In the evening I don't eat, I think about you. During the night, I don't sleep~I'm hungry!

   Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled. -- short story by Harlan Ellison

   If you treat every situation like a life or death matter, be prepared to die a lot of times.
~sweet saying by Wise Guy

   Let us support bi partisianship... I will hug your elephant, if you kiss my ass.

   If you're walking on thing ice, make sure you know how to swim well.

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We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the worldIt's called love

Christmas, children, is not a dateIt is a state of mind

A mind always employed is always happyThis is the true secret, the grand recipe, for felicity

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do

I know my biology