He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Smile and at nice.
~cute sweet msn quote
To kiss a fool is bad. To let a fool kiss you is even worse.
I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.
I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So what's one more??
Do Amish people get one phone call when arrested?
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
Those who complain about the way the ball bounces, are usually the same ones who dropped it.
~cute sweet msn quote
If God intended us to be vegetarians, why did he make animals out of meat?
S.A.S.R. - Speeders Against Ski Racks
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
When the cat's away there are fewer hairs on the armchair.
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until... lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power... become lovers of wisdom
Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers
He that has a house to put's head in has a good head-piece
The quality of love and the duration of a relationship are in direct proportion to the depth of the commitment by both people to making the relationship successful. Commit yourself wholeheartedly and unconditionally to the most important people in your life