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Random sweet birthday sayings

   A closed mouth gathers no feet.

   Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.
~cute sweet birthday quote

   I didn't ask to be a princess but if the crown fits...

   The lover writes a one word poem, "You."

   Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run (he hates that)
~sweet saying by Wonderman

   God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

   God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
   When someone says, 'do you want my opinion?'~have you noticed that it's always a negative one.

   You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinager... But you can catch even more with dead squirrels.
~cute sweet birthday quote

   The Yo-Yo is very difficult to explain. It was first perfected by the well-known Chinese fighter pilot Yo-Yo Noritake. He also found it difficult to explain, being quite devoid of English.~Sqd leader K.G. Holland, RAF

   'Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools, and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.' -Thornton Wilder

   A major company just developed a new paint called Blondo, it's not to bright and it spreads easily..
~sweet saying by Wonderman

   Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

   My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
   Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.

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To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart

The clock of life is wound but once, and no one has the power, To tell just when its hands will stop, at late or early hour, So do today that noble deed, pursue it with a will, Delay not till tomorrow, your hands may then be still.

When you're looking for a friend don't look for perfection, just look for friendship

I have often asked myself why human beings have any rights at all. I always come to the conclusion that human rights, human freedoms, and human dignity have their deepest roots somewhere outside the perceptible world. These values are as powerful as they are because, under certain circumstances, people accept them without compulsion and are willing to die for them

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

I'm so hungry I am farting fresh air.