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   Vegetarian: Indian word for BAD HUNTER!
 

   For sale: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. (Got married last weekend, wife knows everything).
 ~cute super quote

   My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
 

   A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on~C.D. Bailey
 

   Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?
 ~sweet saying by Mr Q

   What this country needs is someone who knows what this country needs.
 

   I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
   Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
 

   If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
 ~cute super quote

   My first-level Russian professor, whenever the previous class would run too long: 'We must liberate the room in the name of the people.'
 

   Cat: The Other White Meat
 

   Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.
 ~sweet saying by True Color

   Dieting is wishful shrinking.
 

   Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.~Frank Zappa

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One must learn how to lose before learning how to play.

Half the world’s troubles come from saying yes too soon and to often and no too late and to seldom.

Never be without pencil or paper to catch unexpected but useful tips, facts, ideas.

They do not love that do not show their love

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

I'm against ABORTION because I was once a fetus.