summer quotes

Quotes & Sayings For Your MySpace Website

Random summer quotes

   Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

   How come the bullets that work are fired, and the ones that don't work are not?
~cute summer quote

   In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?

   Have a nice day... somewhere else.

   The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
~sweet saying by Funny Guy

   Little and often fill the purse.

   Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu??
   There came a time when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. -Anais Nin

   Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift. That's why it's called: The Present.
~cute summer quote

   Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.~Leo Buscaglia

   If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.

   Now I want you to reach in there, and give me back my wallet. Which one is it? It's the one that says 'Bad Mother Fucker' on it.~Pulp Fiction
~sweet saying by Cool Rapper

   When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?~George Carlin

   A Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The Japanese
   Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected

Don't be dismayed by good-byesA farewell is necessary before you can meet againAnd meeting again after moments or a lifetime is certain for those who are friends

Im so poor i cant't even pay attention.

A good slogan: LEARN HOW AND DO NOW.

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds

I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken.