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   Abandon the search for Truth
 

   'We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.'
 ~cute stupid boyfriend quote

   I worked at a cardboard factory about a year ago with a very strange group of guys....These are just a few of the musings that kept the day interesting: 'What's the difference between a duck' 'Do you pack your lunch or walk to work?' 'Is it farther to Miami than by bus?'
 

   Elephants wear tu-tus so they can hide in pine trees. Did you ever see an elephant in a pine tree? No? Well then, you know it works.
 

   If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Grow Your Own Dope, Plant A Man
 

   Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
   You must be a chef, because you certainly are mighty spicy.
 

   Its always too early to quit.
 ~cute stupid boyfriend quote

   Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as it nothing had happened~Winston Churchill
 

   I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
 

   They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

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Freedom is the oxygen of the soul

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does

Hello again, everybody. It's a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball

Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it.

O great spirit, never let me find fault with anyone until I have walked two weeks in his moccasins. Any fool can criticize and most fools do. No training needed.