If It Ain’t Broken... Fix It ‘Til It Is
Stupid should hurt!
~cute southern girl quote
Iguana: The other green meat.
Life is a terminal disease.
The problem with the rat race is even if you win you're still a rat.~Lily Tomlin
~sweet saying by Worker
One of us is thinking about sex... Okay, it's me.
Clean up America. Kill a redneck!
Men are proof that women have a sense of humor.
Your body is like a haiku in motion.
~cute southern girl quote
The Second Place Is The First Loser
Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live, taking the form of readiness to die.~G.K. Chesterton
Sleep well Mum.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
They say you can't really know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. I say if they've got itsy-bitsy feet or some kind of foot disease, I don't wanna know 'em!
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
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Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else
In our nature, however, there is a provision, alike marvelous and merciful, that the sufferer should never know the intensity of what he endures by its present torture, but chiefly by the pang that rankles after it
Love is a gift of one's inner most soul to another so both can be whole
Lovers, like bees, lead a honey-sweet life
Hitting is 50% above the shoulders