short sweet sayings

Quotes & Sayings For Your MySpace Website

Random short sweet sayings

   I think your hard drive has a slipped disk.

   Practice safe government. Use kingdoms.
~cute short sweet quote

   Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

   Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window

   Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you.
~sweet saying by Cute Girl

   And he disappeared in a puff of logic.

   Romance is the appreciation of two people who are celebrating the lucky coincidence that they found each other.
   If I were God, all of my angels would look like you!

   You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
~cute short sweet quote

   Jesus is coming... Look busy.

   What does the hotcake seller say when his hotcakes are selling quickly?

   Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

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I hope that my achievements in life shall be these - that I will have fought for what was right and fair, that I will have risked for that which mattered, and that I will have given help to those who were in need that I will have left the earth a better p

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts

Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them

My other ride is your mom