Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.~Leo Buscaglia
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.
~cute short quote
Now I want you to reach in there, and give me back my wallet. Which one is it? It's the one that says 'Bad Mother Fucker' on it.~Pulp Fiction
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?~George Carlin
A Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The Japanese
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Champagne for my true friends and true pain for my sham friends!
The bad guys don't always wear black hats, the good guys rarely win, and the cavalry never, ever shows up just in the nick of time!
Does beauty run in your family?
~cute short quote
Never buy a car you can't push.
Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever.
There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.
~sweet saying by Worker
A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl's complexion seem what it ain't
Unless You're A Hemorrhoid, STAY OFF MY ASS!
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The horror of that moment, the King went on, "I shall never, never forget!" "You will, though," the Queen said, "if you don't make a memorandum of it
My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for.
When I have finally decided that a result is worth getting, I go ahead on it and make trail after trial until it comes.
Jesus is like Sugar..
Uno sciocco e il suo denaro son presto separati; English Equivalent: A fool and his money are soon parted