There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.~Woody Allen
Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?
~cute short quote
If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, and corruption is crime, and crime doesnt pay... Does knowledge, in the end, leave you broke?
Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
If you can read this, I am parked.
Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?
I gave him/her the cold shoulder.
The masses are the asses. -Karl Marx
~cute short quote
Well, isn't that special!
Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
'If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a storm.'
~sweet saying by Funny Life
Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.~Tallulah Bankhead
I'd love to live life in the fast lane... unfortunately, I'm married to a speedbump.
Wesley: "Why can't I move my legs?" Fezzik: "You've been mostly dead all morning" Inigo: "Well what kind of an excuse is that?" Fezzik: "Go easy on him. He's had a hard day."
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Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born
We only live once. But if we live properly one is enough.
Likes attract each other. As water runs to the sea, money runs to the rich.
Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps
There is magic in the memory of schoolboy friendships; it softens the heart, and even affects the nervous system of those who have no heart