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   Whatever can go wrong will go wrong. - Murphy s Law
 

   I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....
 ~cute short crush quote

   I did an unbelievable amount of work in the yard. It's amazing what you can do when your wife puts your mind to it.
 

   Men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your weiner, you're acting directly on its behalf.~Skylar (Minnie Driver) in Good Will Hunting
 

   Them: What's that? You: Your address. It needs to be the same as mine.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Projecting empaths~You gotta feel sorry for them.
 

   Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.!
   Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
 

   Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
 ~cute short crush quote

   If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
 

   In soccer, pain is temporary... pride is forever!!
 

   A girl on the street is pointing up at the sky. 'Look an Angel!' she yells. Passerby laugh, 'You fool, that is only a cloud.' How wonderful it would be to see Angels where there are are only clouds. How sad it would be to see clouds where there are Angels.
 ~sweet saying by Funny Life

   The Lawyer's Creed: "A man is innocent until proven broke."
 

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Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace.

What I need to live has been given to me by the earthWhy I need to live has been given to me by you

An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you do know and what you don't.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.