sayings to put in your aim profile

Quotes & Sayings For Your MySpace Website

Random sayings to put in your aim profile

   BEER, Helping people have sex since 1865.

   Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
~cute to put in your aim profile quote

   I'm very responsible, when ever something goes wrong they always say i'm responsible.

   Give them an inch and they ll take a mile.

   God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway... The good fortune to run into the ones I do... And the eyesight to tell the difference!
~sweet saying by Funny Life

   Bald Guys never have a bad hair day.

   T.V.~Why do you think they call it programming?
   Reputation is made in a moment: It takes a lifetime to build character.

   Mind your Ps and Qs
~cute to put in your aim profile quote

   Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

   Too many cooks spoil the broth.

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I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it

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If you can read this... I've lost my trailer!