sayings to put in your aim profile

Quotes & Sayings For Your MySpace Website

Random sayings to put in your aim profile

   BEER, Helping people have sex since 1865.

   Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
~cute to put in your aim profile quote

   I'm very responsible, when ever something goes wrong they always say i'm responsible.

   Give them an inch and they ll take a mile.

   God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway... The good fortune to run into the ones I do... And the eyesight to tell the difference!
~sweet saying by Funny Life

   Bald Guys never have a bad hair day.

   T.V.~Why do you think they call it programming?
   Reputation is made in a moment: It takes a lifetime to build character.

   Mind your Ps and Qs
~cute to put in your aim profile quote

   Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

   Too many cooks spoil the broth.

   There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.~Dave Barry
~sweet saying by Pretty Cute

   Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

   Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
   If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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