Random sayings for myspace

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   Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
 

   Who wants to put on a leotard and get screamed at?~Lisa Simpson on gymnastics.
 ~cute myspace quote

   Ubi Solitudinem faciunt, pacem appelant.~Where they made a desert, they say they made peace.
 

   Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me.
 

   If you can read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence 'If you read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence'~Twice!
 ~sweet saying by Pretty Cool

   Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.
 

   Bill Clinton 89% Fact Free
   Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth
 

   At least Congress doesn't make death worse every year.
 ~cute myspace quote

   I am not speeding I am qualifying.
 

   For attractive lips, speak words of kindness~Audrey Hepburn
 

   'Bother!' said Pooh, as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs.
 ~sweet saying by Wonderman

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Kindness is a language the blind can see and the deaf can hear.

If you're alone, I'll be your shadowIf you want to cry, I'll be your shoulderIf you want a hug, I'll be your pillowIf you need to be happy, I'll be your smileBut anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me

A real friend is someone who would feel loss if you jumped on a train, or in front of one

This world is run with far too tight a rein for luck to interfere. Fortune sells her wares; she never gives them In some form or other, we pay for her favors; or we go away empty

All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.

I laughed my butt off and I had a few inches to spare. Thanks!! This was better than any diet I've ever been on.