The biggest liar you'll ever have to deal with probably watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set
~cute sad msn quote
When Congress balances the budget, we end up budgeting the balance.
Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.~William Coronel
~sweet saying by Wise Guy
Give blood~play hockey.
A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?
Don't worry about bad days, there are going to be plenty more of them.
~cute sad msn quote
How's my driving? Dial 1-800-YOU-SUCK
Save the planet recycle an environmentalist.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade.
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Most football teams are temperamental.That's 90% temper and 10% mental
I don't mean to sound sleezy but tease me I don't want it if its that easy
Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place" Billy Crystal(Mitch)in City Slickers(1991)
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance
Nothing is lovely without love itself, and nothing is lovlier than love itself