You: Do you have a warrant out for your arrest? Them: No....why? girl: Because it has got to be a crime being so damn sexy.
Jesus Is Coming! Look Busy!
~cute sad msn quote
Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
My son was opening gifts at his 7th birthday party when he came to one with clothes in it. He opened it up, looked at it, then handed it to me. 'Here, Mom, it's laundry,' he said.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
~sweet saying by Mr Q
At the end of your rope? Tie a knot and SWING!~Leo Buscaglia, the Hug Doctor
That’s all I'm saying and I ain't saying no more.
Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young
You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
~cute sad msn quote
Men are like parking spaces: All the good ones are taken and all that's left are handicapped.
Like a fish out of water.
Rules without relationship equals rebellion.
~sweet saying by me
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Code of the west: Never squat while wearing spurs.
You ll poke your eye out!
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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day
Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you
One of the ceaseless wonders of the world is the power of a smile.
No matter what you do, no matter how stupid, dumb or damaging you judge it to be, there is a lesson to be learned from it. No matter what happens to you, no matter how unfair, inequitable or wrong, there’s something you can take from the situation and use for your advancement.
To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others