quotes for myspace

Quotes & Sayings For Your MySpace Website

Random quotes for myspace

   Quote from the Boss: I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

   If you ate pasta and anti pasta, would you still be hungry?
~cute myspace quote

   A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.

   Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.

   Don’t Take Life Too Seriously
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle."

   People who don't pay their taxes are breaking the law.~The Irish Minister for Finance shares his remarkable discovery~Sept 1999
   If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

   Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
~cute myspace quote

   Just be glad I'm not your kid!

   There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't

   A. Just shout 'OK, all of you Canadians out of the pool now!'
~sweet saying by Funny Girl

   If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

   All truth goes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Then, it is violently opposed. Finally, it is accepted as self-evident.

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Sometimes in football you have to score goals

All employers prefer savers. They are more steady, more honest, more reliable, less distracted.

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too muchThen again, don't drink too little

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.

I gave up drugs, sex and booze...it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.