quotes and sayings for myspace

Quotes & Sayings For Your MySpace Website

Random quotes and sayings for myspace

   Remember, even at a Mensa convention someone is the dumbest person in the room!

   You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
~cute and myspace quote

   Music is the science of manipulating emotion through sound.~Angus Gray

   It is better to keep your mouth shut, and look like a fool, than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt.

   The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.
~sweet saying by Wiseman

   Sometimes it's easier to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.

   If a tree falls on a mime in the forest, does anyone care?
   Take a breath, Al... Inhale.~Vice President Dan Quayle politely cutting off Senator Al Gore during the VP Debate in Atlanta, 10/13/92

   My other toy has tits.
~cute and myspace quote

   Think twice before you speak, especially if you intend to say what you think.

   The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence because it's spray-painted.~Dennis Haire

   Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
~sweet saying by Funny Life

   Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.

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Why Mr. Summers, don't you know that the spitter has been outlawed for years? How would I ever learn to throw one?

There is no more noble occupation in the world than to assist another human being - to help someone succeed

It is a wise father that knows his own child

The great French Marshall Lyautey once asked his gardener to plant a tree The gardener objected that the tree was slow growing and would not reach maturity for 100 years. The Marshall replied, In that case, there is no time to lose. Plant it this afternoon

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly

If you can read this the bitch fell off.