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   Why can't you make another word using all the letters in 'anagram'?
  ~Mr Q

   What if there were no hypothetical questions?
  ~Mr Q

   Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
  ~Mr Q

   Why is it that when we ship something by truck, it's called a shipment but if we send something by ship, it's called cargo?
  ~Mr Q

   How much would they pay the matador if the bull had no horns?
  ~Mr Q

   Why are haemorrhoids called 'haemorrhoids' instead of 'asteroids'?
  ~Mr Q

   If you had a million Shakespeare's, would they write like a monkey?
  ~Mr Q

   If you ate pasta and anti pasta, would you still be hungry?
  ~Mr Q

   Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
  ~Mr Q

   Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?
  ~Mr Q

   What does the hotcake seller say when his hotcakes are selling quickly?
  ~Mr Q

   Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
  ~Romantica

   If someone leads but no one follows... are they just out for a walk?
  ~Romantica

   If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?
  ~Romantica

   Was today really necessary?
  ~Mr Q

   What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  ~Mr Q

   If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
  ~Mr Q

   Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts but have to put in your two cents worth?
  ~Mr Q

   Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
  ~Mr Q

   Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
  ~Romantica

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