Why can't you make another word using all the letters in 'anagram'?
~Mr Q
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
~Mr Q
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
~Mr Q
Why is it that when we ship something by truck, it's called a shipment but if we send something by ship, it's called cargo?
~Mr Q
How much would they pay the matador if the bull had no horns?
~Mr Q
Why are haemorrhoids called 'haemorrhoids' instead of 'asteroids'?
~Mr Q
If you had a million Shakespeare's, would they write like a monkey?
~Mr Q
If you ate pasta and anti pasta, would you still be hungry?
~Mr Q
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
~Mr Q
Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?
~Mr Q
What does the hotcake seller say when his hotcakes are selling quickly?
~Mr Q
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
~Romantica
If someone leads but no one follows... are they just out for a walk?
~Romantica
If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?
~Romantica
Was today really necessary?
~Mr Q
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
~Mr Q
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
~Mr Q
Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts but have to put in your two cents worth?
~Mr Q
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
~Mr Q
Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
~Romantica
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Winners dont wait for chances, they take them.
As the gardener prunes the tree to draw the sap into one or two branches, so must we concentrate on one or two to avoid scattering our talents.
You’re not fully mature unless you’re prepared for the unexpected.
One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelingsThe curriculum is so much necessary raw material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of the child
Love is not something you feel. It's something you do