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   I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.~Vice President Dan Quayle
 

   wHAT IS THIS? BIZARROLAND??
 ~cute profile aol quote

   If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
 

   What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off.
 

   I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw
 ~sweet saying by Hitter

   It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless.
 

   There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands. You seek such problems because you need their gifts.~Richard Bach, "Illusions..."
   If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.~W.C. Fields
 

   98% of the population is asleep. The other 2% are staring around in complete amazement, abject terror, or both.
 ~cute profile aol quote

   Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
 

   An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
 

   Do you think either sex out there perfect at relationships? Yeah, he cuts my hair.~Amy and Danny in LoveLife
 ~sweet saying by Cool Rapper

   I don't really enjoy sex. I just pretend I do to get girls to sleep with me.~Byron Alley
 

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Slump ? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend

I do like Christmas on the whole.... In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and GoodwillBut it is clumsier every year

I am grateful for the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and floors that need waxing because it means I have a home

Pol-I-Tics poli meaning many, ticks meaning small blood sucking parasites.