It's a Macintosh
Professionals built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark.
~cute princess quote
Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.~Napoleon Bonaparte
There is a very fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.~Oscar Levant
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
'Who Dares, Wins.'~British Special Air Service
Live dangerously and you live right.
Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.
Communism is man's exploitation of man. Capitalism is just the opposite.
~cute princess quote
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Life's a garden, dig it.
To all you virgins
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
An Irishman is not drunk as long as he can hold on to one blade of grass to keep from falling off the world.
The Moral Majority is neither.
Would you like someone to mix with your drink?
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It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is bornThis is not necessarily cause for alarmThe important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money
Productivity is determined not by work...but by EFFECTIVE actions disguised as work.
I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich
Of all the supervised conditions for life offered man, those under U S A's constitution have proved the bestWherefore, be sure when you start modifying, corrupting or abrogating it
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad