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   Religion cannot be without morality, but morality may arrive without religion.
 

   I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers, I turned off the bed and hopped into the light all because you kissed me goodnight.
 ~cute pretty quote

   Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
 

   Life is a terminal desiese for which there is no vaccination.
 

   Forbidden fruits create many jams.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   'Some people crave baseball. I find this unfathomable, however, I do understand how someone could get excited about playing a basoon.' -Frank Zappa
 

   Don’t Piss Me Off! I’m Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.
   Classical music is the kind that you keep thinking will turn into a tune.
 

   I've got a plan so sharp you could pick your teeth with it.
 ~cute pretty quote

   Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
 

   Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on!
 

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Winner never quit, quitter never win.

May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!

If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend

Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

Life's a garden, dig it.