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   Communism is man's exploitation of man. Capitalism is just the opposite.
  ~Funny Guy

   I bought a Venus Fly Trap today. I was going to name it 'Republican', but the fly trap is beneficial to the enviroment. I'll save that name~someday I might find a plant that eats poor people and minorities.
  ~Funny Guy

   The future will be better tomorrow.~Dan Quayle
  ~Funny Guy

   Every country has the government it deserves.~Joseph de Maistre
  ~Worker

   The fundamental problem with representative government is that the people who would be best for the job least want it, and vice versa.
  ~Funny Guy

   The next time we elect a president, for God's sake can we do a background check?~David Letterman
  ~Worker

   All politicians are crooks, but democrats are our crooks.
  ~Funny Guy

   Public speaking is very easy.~Vice President Dan Quayle to reporters in 10/88
  ~Funny Guy

   By definition, a government has no conscience. Sometimes it has a policy, but nothing more.~Albert Camus
  ~Funny Guy

   Politicians are the same all over: they build bridges where there are no rivers.~Nikita Kruschev
  ~Funny Guy

   What this country needs is someone who knows what this country needs.
  ~Funny Guy

   The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.
  ~Funny Guy

   Don't vote. You'll only encourage them.
  ~Funny Guy

   In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.~Napoleon Bonaparte
  ~Funny Guy

   If you want to make something that will last forever, don't make a statue or build a bridge. Create a bureaucracy, it never goes away.
  ~Funny Guy

   It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.~Dan Quayle, regarding pollution.
  ~Funny Guy

   I used to like political jokes until so many of them got elected!
  ~Funny Guy

   Foreign Aid~taxing poor people in rich countries for the benefit of rich people in poor countries.
  ~Funny Guy

   I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.~Richard Nixon
  ~Worker

   In almost every genocidal regime the intellectuals and free thinkers were 'dealt' with first.~Unknown
  ~Funny Guy

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If I stay healthy, I have a chance to collect three thousand hits and one thousand errors

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf

Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that? We must have perseverance and above all confidence in ourselves. We must believe that we are gifted for something and that this thing must be attained

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Nothing has to remain the way it is if that's not the way a person wants it to be.

I Feel Like I’m Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe