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   Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.
  ~Hitter

   How bout you, me, and privacy?
  ~Pretty Cool

   Men are like parking spaces: All the good ones are taken and all that's left are handicapped.
  ~Hitter

   Get your coat girl, you've scored!
  ~Hitter

   I need a place to blot my lipstick. Can I use your lips?
  ~Hitter

   I worked at a cardboard factory about a year ago with a very strange group of guys....These are just a few of the musings that kept the day interesting: 'What's the difference between a duck' 'Do you pack your lunch or walk to work?' 'Is it farther to Miami than by bus?'
  ~Hitter

   I'm sure glad I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!
  ~Pretty Cool

   Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  ~Hitter

   Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?
  ~Hitter

   I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw
  ~Hitter

   First add the bed, then subtract the clothes, then divide your legs. What does that equal?
  ~Hitter

   Do you mind if I invade your personal space?
  ~Hitter

   Oh, my dear! Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  ~Hitter

   My name's not Elmo but you can tickle me anytime.
  ~Hitter

   Stick with me baby and I'll buy you rocks as big as diamonds.
  ~Hitter

   Why don't you step out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini?~Robert Charles Benchley
  ~Pretty Cool

   I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
  ~Hitter

   (lick her sleeve) Well we better get you out of those wet clothes!
  ~Pretty Cool

   Here I am! Now what were your other two wishes?
  ~Hitter

   You're like a cappucino: hot, sweet, and you make me nervous.
  ~Hitter

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Anyone with an ailment or who wears glasses or anyone slightly different suddenly wears a bull's eye. I think that dodgeball derailed an entire generation of Americans. It's the true red menace

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

I just filled up my car with gasoline. Now it's worth $50.00