Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents.
~Parents
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
~Parents
you can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came from and starts refusing to tell you where he's going
~Parents
Today's children would be less spoiled if we could spank grandparents!
~Parents
We don't inherite the Earth from our parents, we borrow it from our children.
~Parents
Sign seen in our veterinarian's office: "All children left unattended will be given a free kitten."
~Parents
My niece was watching a game of tug-of-war on TV one day and began to look very disturbed, then turned to her mom and said, 'those people sure do need to learn how to share!'
~Parents
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."~Roseanne
~Parents
Mom says too much candy will spoil my dinner. Well, dinner's spoiled~so where's dessert?
~Parents
We child-proofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in!
~Parents
Laughter is like changing a baby's nappy. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.
~Parents
Familiarity breeds children.
~Parents
Just be glad I'm not your kid!
~Parents
Men are what their mothers made them.~Ralph Waldo Emerson
~Parents
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.~Ogden Nash
~Parents
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
~Parents
The difference between snot and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli.
~Parents
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
~Parents
If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cat.;0
~Parents
You know you're a parent when your child's diaperbag doubles as your purse.
~Parents
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Cheeseburger is the life of friends in the heart forever till it dies and becomes hamburger. So cherish your fries.
Why did I want to win? because I didn't want to lose
For 200 years we've been conquering NatureNow we're beating it to death
Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow
Trip over love, you can get upFall in love and you fall forever