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   Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents.
  ~Parents

   Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
  ~Parents

   you can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came from and starts refusing to tell you where he's going
  ~Parents

   Today's children would be less spoiled if we could spank grandparents!
  ~Parents

   We don't inherite the Earth from our parents, we borrow it from our children.
  ~Parents

   Sign seen in our veterinarian's office: "All children left unattended will be given a free kitten."
  ~Parents

   My niece was watching a game of tug-of-war on TV one day and began to look very disturbed, then turned to her mom and said, 'those people sure do need to learn how to share!'
  ~Parents

   I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."~Roseanne
  ~Parents

   Mom says too much candy will spoil my dinner. Well, dinner's spoiled~so where's dessert?
  ~Parents

   We child-proofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in!
  ~Parents

   Laughter is like changing a baby's nappy. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.
  ~Parents

   Familiarity breeds children.
  ~Parents

   Just be glad I'm not your kid!
  ~Parents

   Men are what their mothers made them.~Ralph Waldo Emerson
  ~Parents

   Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.~Ogden Nash
  ~Parents

   Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
  ~Parents

   The difference between snot and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli.
  ~Parents

   Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
  ~Parents

   If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cat.;0
  ~Parents

   You know you're a parent when your child's diaperbag doubles as your purse.
  ~Parents

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