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   Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents.
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   Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
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   you can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came from and starts refusing to tell you where he's going
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   Today's children would be less spoiled if we could spank grandparents!
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   We don't inherite the Earth from our parents, we borrow it from our children.
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   Sign seen in our veterinarian's office: "All children left unattended will be given a free kitten."
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   My niece was watching a game of tug-of-war on TV one day and began to look very disturbed, then turned to her mom and said, 'those people sure do need to learn how to share!'
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   I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."~Roseanne
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   Mom says too much candy will spoil my dinner. Well, dinner's spoiled~so where's dessert?
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   We child-proofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in!
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   Laughter is like changing a baby's nappy. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.
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   Familiarity breeds children.
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   Just be glad I'm not your kid!
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   Men are what their mothers made them.~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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   Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.~Ogden Nash
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   Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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   The difference between snot and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli.
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   Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
  ~Parents

   If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cat.;0
  ~Parents

   You know you're a parent when your child's diaperbag doubles as your purse.
  ~Parents

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Cheeseburger is the life of friends in the heart forever till it dies and becomes hamburger. So cherish your fries.

Why did I want to win? because I didn't want to lose

For 200 years we've been conquering NatureNow we're beating it to death

Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow

Trip over love, you can get upFall in love and you fall forever

I hate bumper stickers!