Random napolean dynamite sayings

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   Who let the dogs out?~Baha Men
 

   'You need people of intelligence for this sort of mission...quest...thing.'~The lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.
 ~cute napolean dynamite quote

   Im not tailgating im just tring to keep my bumper on.
 

   There won't be anything we won't say to people to try and convince them that our way is the way to go.~Bill Gates
 

   Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
 ~sweet saying by Funny Life

   I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
 

   Who *cares* if a laser guided 500 lb bomb is accurate to within 9 feet?
   'Our voyages are very educational... We learn about the natives before we slaughter them.'~Nescaf (Asterix and the Normans)
 

   I have great faith in fools~my friends call it self-confidence.~Edgar Allen Poe
 ~cute napolean dynamite quote

   All people smile in the same language.
 

   You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
 

   Another month ends. All targets met. All systems working. All customers satisfied. All staff eagerly enthusiastic. All pigs fed and ready to fly.
 ~sweet saying by Cute Guy

   A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.~Zsa Zsa Gabor
 

   There are no strangers in this world, just friends we've never met.
   How come on the show 'Family Matters' two of the kids just dissappeard... they were there one season and gone the next... makes you wonder if family really does matter?
 

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Past the seeker as he prayed came the crippled and the beggar and the beatenAnd seeing them... he cried, "Great God, how is it that a loving creator can see such things and yet do nothing about them?" God said, "I did do somethingI made you."

Blessed is he who has found his right work; let him ask no further blessings.

I will have nought to do with a man who can blow hot and cold with the same breath.

Can miles truly separate you from friends.... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?

Nothing flatters me more than to have it assumed that I could write prose-unless it be to have it assumed that I once pitched a baseball with distinction

Laugh and the world laughs with you cry and the world laughs at you.