Random myspace short quotes

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   Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?
 

   Preach the Gospel at all times. If necessary, use words.~St. Francis of Assisi
 ~cute myspace short quote

   If the eyes are windows to the soul, your smile is the front door.
 

   I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven.
 

   My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her... or something like that.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
 

   Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is, the less noise it makes.
   Friends don't let friends miss out on heaven.
 

   Only a pessimist complains about the noise when oppurtunity knocks.
 ~cute myspace short quote

   On an atheist's tombstone: Here lies an atheist. all dressed up and no place to go.
 

   Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
 

   'What am I doing she's not in the fridge?'~Mel Gibson (What Women want)
 ~sweet saying by Movie Master

   It takes one tree to make 10,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000 trees.
 

   This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.

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Fall seven times, stand up eight

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking

Every one of us has in him a continent of undiscovered characterBlessed is he who acts the Columbus to his own soul

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on

I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!

Santa’s Elves Are Just A Bunch Of Subordinate Clauses