You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Condoms are easier to change than diapers!
~cute myspace quote
Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard.
Man must exist in a state of balance between risk and safety. Pure risk leads to self-destruction. Pure safety leads to stagnation. In between lies survival and progress.
Shouldn't the cosmic stupidity hopper be empty by now?
~sweet saying by Mr Q
Monarchs are acceptable, but we draw the line at Rulers.
Quiet brain! or I'll poke you with another Q-tip.
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. -Charles Dickens
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
~cute myspace quote
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Neither should they nail up pictures.
'Failure is not falling down, it is not gettnig up again.' Mary Pickford
When confronted with a knock at the door, a stupid man will complain about all the noise, a normal man will answer it, a smart man will look through the peephole and the wise man won't hear it because he's having sex.
~sweet saying by True Color
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
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To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with ageSometimes age just shows up all by itself
Freedom is never free
When it is dark enough, you can see the stars