Random myspace sayings and quotes

Strawberries


   All men are idiots... I think I married their king.
 

   Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired.
 ~cute myspace quote

   If it is a man made world, why can't we remake it?
 

   Live as long as you like. It won't shorten how long you're dead.
 

   When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?
 ~sweet saying by Funny Life

   A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.~Lana Turner
 

   You must be from Hiroshima, cause baby you're the Bomb.
   'It only takes a split second to do something you'll regret the whole rest of your life.'~Kevin Costner in The War
 

   We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
 ~cute myspace quote

   Whenever you're holding all the cards, why does everyone else turn out to be playing chess?
 

   If the cap fits wear it.
 

   So many cats.... So little time.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love, and you cannot track it, not with a thousand blood houds. And you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward, it is only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to crawl the earth!~Buttercup from 'The Princess Bride'
 

   Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

More Cute Quotes For Myspace Profile

{ girly love } { bitchy sayings } { good aim profile quotes } { girlie quotes } { cute quotes from xanga } { southern girl quotes } { heartbreak msn quotes } { cute love sayings for myspace } { love sayings for myspace } { cute saying } { xanga quotes } { cute bitchy sayings } { mike jones t-shirts } { msn sad sayings } { flirty quotations } { teenage love sayings } { short quotes for myspace } { bowling sayings } { teenage crush quotes } { msn cool sayings } { love sayings for aim profile } { girly quotes } { cute aim love quotes } { breakup sayings } { short flirty quotes } { cute short love quotes } { ghetto love sayings } { pretty myspace quotes } { girlie sayings } { cute friendship sayings } { quotes and sayings for myspace } { cool short sayings } { cute boyfriend sayings } { really cute sayings } { cute girlie quotes }
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.

Test of true courage: Do you always do what you should do, when it should be done, whether you feel like it or not?

Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity