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   All men are idiots... I think I married their king.
 

   Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired.
 ~cute myspace quote

   If it is a man made world, why can't we remake it?
 

   Live as long as you like. It won't shorten how long you're dead.
 

   When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?
 ~sweet saying by Funny Life

   A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.~Lana Turner
 

   You must be from Hiroshima, cause baby you're the Bomb.
   'It only takes a split second to do something you'll regret the whole rest of your life.'~Kevin Costner in The War
 

   We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
 ~cute myspace quote

   Whenever you're holding all the cards, why does everyone else turn out to be playing chess?
 

   If the cap fits wear it.
 

   So many cats.... So little time.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.

Test of true courage: Do you always do what you should do, when it should be done, whether you feel like it or not?

Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity

Life is too complicated in the morning.