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   'I mean he was really cute and all but he was only 2 inches taller than me, and my entire shoe collection is based for guys 3 or more inches taller.'~Quinn, MTV's Daria

   I'm an optimist, but I don't think it helps.
~cute myspace and quote

   Short Chicks rock!

   You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup. France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?

   To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.
~sweet saying by Funny Life

   The smartest thing a man can say starts with, 'My wife says...'

   Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
   The American Heart and Lung Association surveyed doctors and found that 9 out of 10 doctors who tried Camels went back to women.

   You can t make a silk purse out of a sow s ear.
~cute myspace and quote

   Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger? *WINK*

   D.A.M.M.- Drunks Against Mad Mothers

   Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.~George Bernard Shaw

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Death Valley is neither dead nor a valley

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United StatesAsk any Indian

Constant striving is the price of constant progress.

Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand years to grow.

Stop the mindless wishing that things would be different. Rather than wasting time and emotional and spiritual energy in explaining why we don't have what we want, we can start to pursue other ways to get it

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....