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   People never grow up, they just learn how to act in public. -Bryan White
 

   I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
 ~cute myspace quotations quote

   Work is the greatest thing in the world, so save some for tomorrow.
 

   Fat chicks make my car scrape!
 

   Real Men Love Jesus!
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?~George Carlin
 

   If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
   If it's called a boxing RING, then why are they square?
 

   The food that you get in art museums is institutional revenge for the art that you get in restaurants.
 ~cute myspace quotations quote

   Which came first, the woman or the department store?
 

   I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken.
 

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Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.

Charity never humiliated him who profited from it, nor ever bound him by the chains of gratitude, since it was not to him but to God that the gift was made

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too

There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America

If my car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it.