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   You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
 

   Very Funny, Scotty. Now Beam Up My Clothes.
 ~cute myspace profile quote

   I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is. I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.~Rebecca West, 1913
 

   Jesus Saves... Passes to Moses. Shoots... He SCORES!
 

   If you can hear yourself singing...the music ain't loud enough!
 ~sweet saying by Hitter

   I'm your huckleberry.~Val Kilmer, Tombstone
 

   Change a life
   It's the same things your whole life. Clean up your room!, Stand up straight!, Pick up your feet!, Take it like a man!, Be nice to your sister!, Don't mix beer and wine, ever!. Oh yeah, and DON'T drive on the railroad track!~Phil Connors, in Groundhog Day (1993)
 

   I love to give homemade gifts... which one of my kids do you want?
 ~cute myspace profile quote

   Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
 

   Your Father must be a terroist, because you're the bomb
 

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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

A dream is an answer to a question we haven't yet learned how to ask

Turn your wounds into wisdom

It's better to live with a sad truth than with all the happy progress talk you get up here in the North.

Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker.