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   I know it sounds like I'm in denial, but I'm not.
 

   You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
 ~cute myspace icon quote

   Sure, a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake a whole relationship.
 

   You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how...~Gone With the Wind
 

   I am ready to meet my maker. Whether or not my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.~Winston Churchill
 ~sweet saying by The Master

   Water which is too pure has no fish.
 

   Friends don't let friends drive naked!!
   Does The Name Pavlov Ring A Bell?
 

   What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?
 ~cute myspace icon quote

   You look just like my third wife. Of course I've only been married twice...
 

   In almost every genocidal regime the intellectuals and free thinkers were 'dealt' with first.~Unknown
 

   (tapping thigh) you just think this is my leg.
 ~sweet saying by Pretty Cool

   Prayer: 'Dear God, we payed for this food so thanks for nothing.'
 

   Never lick a self-adhesive stamp.

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We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love

The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child

We are all born mad. Some remain so

When people speak ill of you, live so that no one will believe them.

If you're against logging, try wiping your ass with plastic.