Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.~Ralph Waldo Emerson
I miss my wife, but my aim is getting better.
~cute myspace girly quote
What's the speed of dark?
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
Crime doesn't pay, but the hours are good.
~sweet saying by Wonderman
The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is two persons at a time, unless I install handrails or safety straps. Since you have arrived sixth in line to RIDE MY ASS today, please take a number and WAIT YOUR TURN!
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.~John Ciardi
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
~cute myspace girly quote
Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you funny, apologize.)
Have you seen Elvis? 1-800-GET-A-LIFE
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you.
And God said, "Let there be light", and there was light. And everyone said, "Hey, cool! Do You do parties?".
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It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't
Every member of our baseball team at West Point became a general: this proves the value of team sports
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear
I always have the feeling that I'm just another human being.
The right wife drops not from the sky; she must be sought by studied eye.