'What am I doing she's not in the fridge?'~Mel Gibson (What Women want)
~Movie Master
You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here!~Dr. Evil
~Movie Master
'I've got a dragon here, and i'm not afraid to use it!'~Donkey in Shrek.
~Movie Master
'We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.'~South Park : Bigger Longer and Uncut.
~Movie Master
'It's not easy having a good time even smiling makes my face ache' Frank N. Furter/Tim Curry: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
~Movie Master
Now I want you to reach in there, and give me back my wallet. Which one is it? It's the one that says 'Bad Mother Fucker' on it.~Pulp Fiction
~Cool Rapper
You're everything I never knew I always wanted.~Alex to Isabel in 'Fools Rush In'
~Movie Master
I had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsaries, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.~Harry, When Harry met Sally
~Cool Rapper
'I think my mask of sanity is about to slip' -American Psycho
~Movie Master
Have you ever danced with the Devil by the pale moonlight?~Jack Nicholson, The Joker in Batman
~Cool Rapper
It's the same things your whole life. Clean up your room!, Stand up straight!, Pick up your feet!, Take it like a man!, Be nice to your sister!, Don't mix beer and wine, ever!. Oh yeah, and DON'T drive on the railroad track!~Phil Connors, in Groundhog Day (1993)
~Cool Rapper
Death cannot stop true love, what it can do is delay it for a while~Westly, 'The Princess Bride'
~Cool Rapper
You do too much, your not superman you know...~Spider-man the movie
~Movie Master
It's 3:30 in the morning. I want what every man wants. breakfast.~Coyote Ugly
~Movie Master
'Captain's log: A bunch of our ship fell off, and nobody likes me.'~Crow T. Robot, MST3K: the Movie
~Movie Master
It could be love, could be an aneurism~Brendan Fraser, Mrs. Winterbourne
~Cool Rapper
There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work, most of 'em just cheat on you.~Silent Bob, Clerks
~Cool Rapper
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
~Movie Master
'Riddle me this,Riddle me that, Who's afraid of the big black bat?' Jim Carrey/Riddler in Batman Forever
~Movie Master
Men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your weiner, you're acting directly on its behalf.~Skylar (Minnie Driver) in Good Will Hunting
~Cool Rapper
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Babies are such a nice way to start people
Most rich men value their work more than their money. Their work make them happy by making them forgot them self.
Without general elections, without unrestricted freedom of press and assembly, without a free struggle of opinion, life dies out in every public institution, becomes a mere semblance of life, in which only the bureaucracy remains as the active element
It’s easy enough to be pleasant, when life flow a long like a song, but the man worthwhile is the man with a smile, when everything goes dead wrong.
Our love could change the orbit of the earthSo, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind