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   A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore
  ~Yogi Berra

   Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
  ~Stephen Wright

   Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work
  ~Robert Orben

    The greatest luxury of riches is that they enable you to escape so much good advice.
  ~Sir Arthur Helps

   To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to want it
  ~G. K. Chesterton

   I try to do the right thing with money. Save a dollar here and there, clip some coupons. Buy ten gold chains instead of 20. Four summer homes instead of eight
  ~L L Cool J

   A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman
will
pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
  ~MONEY

   Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy
  ~Spike Milligan

   As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it
  ~Sam Ewing

   When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet
  ~Nick Arnette

    Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
  ~Money

    I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
  ~Shaquille O'Neal

   Compatible: Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet
  ~Rod Carty

   Money is just the poor man's credit card
  ~Marshall McLuhan

   I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound
  ~Billy Connolly

   I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something
  ~Jackie Mason

   Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children
  ~J. Paul Getty

   If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to
  ~Dorothy Parker

   Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be
  ~Rita Rudner

   Watch the costs and the profits will take care of themselves
  ~Andrew Carnegie

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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

Sharp words cut deeper than sharp swords.

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip

Things are never so bad they can't be made worse

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