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   Tracers work both ways.
  ~General

   The easy way is always mined.
  ~Cute Girl

   The Yo-Yo is very difficult to explain. It was first perfected by the well-known Chinese fighter pilot Yo-Yo Noritake. He also found it difficult to explain, being quite devoid of English.~Sqd leader K.G. Holland, RAF
  ~Cute Girl

   Air force definition of explosives: A loud noise followed by the sudden going away of what was once there a second ago.
  ~Cute Girl

   Are there any experienced suicide bombers?
  ~Cute Girl

   The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions: 1. When you're ready for them. 2. When you're not ready for them.
  ~Cute Girl

   If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
  ~Cute Girl

   The side with the simplest uniforms wins.
  ~General

   If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with green, baggy skin.
  ~Cute Girl

   Officer: 'Why did you shoot that terrorist 27 times?' SAS Trooper's reply: 'I ran out of bullets, sir'
  ~Cute Girl

   There are only two type of aircraft... fighters and targets.~Major Doyle "Wahoo" Nicholson, USMC
  ~Cute Girl

   Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.
  ~Cute Girl

   The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
  ~Cute Girl

   Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
  ~Cute Girl

   Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
  ~Cute Girl

   There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
  ~General

   It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
  ~Cute Girl

   A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.~the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
  ~Cute Girl

   Face this way towards enemy. (Printed on Claymore mines).
  ~Cute Girl

   Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.
  ~General

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I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't workOf course it doesn't workWe are supposed to work it

A living planet is a much more complex metaphor for deity than just a bigger father with a bigger fistIf an omniscient, all-powerful Dad ignores your prayers, it's taken personallyHear only silence long enough, and you start wondering about his powerHis f

He loves his country best who strives to make it best

It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

I fish! Therefore, I lie.