love sayings for msn

Quotes & Sayings For Your MySpace Website

Random love sayings for msn

   As a sex, we are vastly superior to men, but it is taboo to show it.

   He who farts in church sits on his own pew.
~cute love msn quote

   Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!

   The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

   Jesus loves you. Then again, so does Barney.
~sweet saying by The Master

   It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a Viking to raze a village.

   I tried being normal once . . .I didn't like it.
   A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.

   If you smoke after s e x you're doing it too fast.
~cute love msn quote

   If It Ain’t Broken... Fix It ‘Til It Is

   Stupid should hurt!

   Iguana: The other green meat.
~sweet saying by Wonderman

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If you owe the bank a hundred dollars, you've got a problem. If you owe the bank three trillion dollars, the bank's got a problem.

Auto-suggestion is the direct route to our rich, inner resources – the universal mind, the god mind, where all power dwells – and where all things are possible.

Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?" Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone

Guard against getting into habit of mere reading. Promote your self to more doing.

To perceive Christmas through its wrapping becomes more difficult with every year

Pull my finger.