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   You are driving to close I can see your bald spot.

   Democrats=Beaureaucrats: STUPID
~cute myspace quote

   9 out of 10 doctors say the 10th doctor should mellow out.

   The true test of a man's character is what he would do if he knew he would never be caught.

   I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
~sweet saying by Hitter

   You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

   Take care of the pence and the pounds will take care of themselves.
   You Say: Looks like we're late. She Says: For what? You Say: For dinner.

   Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
~cute myspace quote

   Did you get along with your father Punk?

   FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT !!

   What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Science is everything we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else.~David Knuth

   Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati~When all else fails, play dead.
   A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.~Gloria Steinem

   Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?~Jules Feiffer
~cute myspace quote

   Husbands should be like Kleenex; soft, strong, and disposable~Mrs. White from Clue

   When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world

   They say to never judge a book by its cover. So why don't we take off your coverings, and let me judge you in the morning?
~sweet saying by Hitter

   Friendly fire~isn't.

   Disappointed? Too bad!
   Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

   George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country.
~cute myspace quote

   Support a cause stop plate tectonics.

   The female mind is a lot like the tax code. It's impossible to understand, and its only function seems to be taking from you.

   Hey, it's not coming off!
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

   I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
   Sex is a misdemeanor . . .the more I miss it, the meaner I get!!

   Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.~I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
~cute myspace quote

   Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

   Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?~John Mendoza

   Friends are like four leaf clovers, hard to find, lucky to have.
~sweet saying by Funny Life

   Hey, where did your smile go? (Check back pocket) Here it is!

   Question Authority and the Authorities will question You.
   Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts.~Winston Churchill

   Instant shaman~add one drum and beat slowly.
~cute myspace quote

   It is hard to stumble when you're on your knees.

   Oh Lord give me patience... NOW!

   Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic...
~sweet saying by Cute Guy

   How do we know God doesn't change his mind as much as we do?

   When it rains, how come cows don't knock on the farmer's door and say, "Hey, let us in, we're all wearing leather out here!"
   If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

   Age only matters if you're cheese.
~cute myspace quote

   The trouble with life is, you're half way through it before you realize it's a 'do it yourself' thing.

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