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   Inheriting twenty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

   How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
~cute myspace quote

   Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy.

   Sign seen in our veterinarian's office: "All children left unattended will be given a free kitten."

   You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other son-of-a-bitch die for his.~General Patton
~sweet saying by General

   sticker and watch the road!!!")

   Sorry I'm late, I'll leave early to make up for it.
   If you're rich, I’m single!

   Star light, star bright, where the freak is Mr. right?
~cute myspace quote

   I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?

   It's a biiiig mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.

   How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
~sweet saying by Mr Q

   This is what my 5 year old son said to his father when he was told he could have his own computer, 'Can I get on the interstate with it?'

   Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans.
   To err is human, but it feels divine!~Mae West

   I've got to get back to work. When I stop rowing, the slaveship just goes in circles.
~cute myspace quote

   Do all you should not all you could.

   If a sheep is called a ram, and a donkey's called an ass, then why is a ram up the ass called a goose?

   Where there's a will, I want to be in it!
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   No amount of belief makes something a fact.

   Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
   Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

   How do you know that a man has done something wrong? For once he does everything right.~Stephanie Di Cioccio
~cute myspace quote

   To err is human, to forgive... unlikely.

   I’m Not A Complete Idiot

   Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   When the going gets tough the tough get going.

   My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
   Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.

   'Veni, Vidi, Velcro'~I came, I saw, I stuck around.
~cute myspace quote

   I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason

   Age is a high price to pay for maturity

   My boss is like a diaper, full of shit and always on my ass!
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   You: You're perfect in almost every way, except you have one major flaw.

   It is better to give than to receive
   you can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came from and starts refusing to tell you where he's going

   Faster than a speeding ticket.
~cute myspace quote

   Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

   Hate to see you leave, love to watch you go.

   If some unemployed punk in New Jersey can get a cassette to make love to Ella McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.
~sweet saying by Hitter

   An Australian relief effort is knitting sweaters to protect the feathers of penguins who are being affected by an oil spill. The sweaters are being refused by many penguins who'd rather die then dress casual.~Conan O'Brien

   Children shouldn t play with matches!.
   I like frogs, and their outlook, and the way they get together in wet places on warm nights and sing about sex.~overheard at the New England Aquarium

   Smile. It’s The Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips.
~cute myspace quote

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