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   The only problem with mornings is that they happen too early in the day.

   Adam met Eve and turned over a new leaf.
~cute myspace quote

   Be Nice To Your Kids

   People are never too busy to tell you all that they have to do.

   We have to belive in free will. We have no choice.
~sweet saying by True Color

   My son can kick your son's honor student butt.

   It's YOUR hell, YOU burn in it
   When you get upset, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend your middle finger.

   Hang up and drive!
~cute myspace quote

   Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.

   People with true character show it when nobody else is present.

   Wink. I'll do the rest.
~sweet saying by Hitter

   A closed mouth gathers no feet.

   Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.
   I didn't ask to be a princess but if the crown fits...

   The lover writes a one word poem, "You."
~cute myspace quote

   Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run (he hates that)

   God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

   God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   When someone says, 'do you want my opinion?'~have you noticed that it's always a negative one.

   You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinager... But you can catch even more with dead squirrels.
   The Yo-Yo is very difficult to explain. It was first perfected by the well-known Chinese fighter pilot Yo-Yo Noritake. He also found it difficult to explain, being quite devoid of English.~Sqd leader K.G. Holland, RAF

   'Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools, and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.' -Thornton Wilder
~cute myspace quote

   A major company just developed a new paint called Blondo, it's not to bright and it spreads easily..

   Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

   My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
~sweet saying by Funny Girl

   Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.

   Hey dumb ass I bought my own car, not mommy and daddy!
   For producing everything out of nothing, one principle is enough (omnibus ex nihil ducendis sufficit unum)

   Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
~cute myspace quote

   money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery much easier to live with.

   Stop, Drop, and Roll baby 'cause you're on fire!

   If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
~sweet saying by Pretty Cool

   Veritas vos liberabit.~the truth will set you free.

   I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
   Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

   Politicians are the same all over: they build bridges where there are no rivers.~Nikita Kruschev
~cute myspace quote

   Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

   A morning without coffee is like something without something else.

   The trouble with doing something right the first time, is nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
~sweet saying by True Color

   Celibacy is not hereditary.

   I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Was Unfamiliar Territory
   I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

   If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
~cute myspace quote

   Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

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