Are my undies showing? Answer: No. You: Would you like them to?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
~cute heartbreak quote
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.~Oscar Wilde
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
~sweet saying by Parents
My other auto is a 9MM.
If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.~Mae West
Customer: Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!
~cute heartbreak quote
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure...
Can a storm be officially designated as a tornado without touching down at a trailer park?
That Michael Jackson is unbelievable, isn't he?~Al Gore, June 15, 1998 to CHICAGO BULL fans.
~sweet saying by Worker
How do you know when yogurt goes bad?
If all else fails read the manual.
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I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine, encourage me to grow
You never know what you've got until it's gone
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's EveMiddle age is when you're forced to
I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart.
A ballplayer spends a good piece of his life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time